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I L-O-V-E love Fridays!

Alright this is a totally gratuitous post, no memes, no fic, nothing what so ever to do with the fandom. It is just because I am drunk. Welcome to Rum-Drunk-Tory :) This only happens once in awhile now. It use to happen more often. And it really should happen more, I think.

Anyway just so's ya know I am drinking a little concoction that ladytonks, kilcarr and I created on the imfamous GoF premeire weekend. We christened the drink The Red Molly's Revenge.

It is Black Cherry Soda, Preffereably Jones' brand and
Cruzan Black Strap rum

Mix to taste. The more rum the better. ;-)

So after about, oh I don't know, six of these I am feeling very nice!

So I am so excited that my dearest girls are on the YIM vocie chat with me right now. And I am so excited that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is at PROM tonight, I am waiting for a full report.

Anywhore, I pity any of you who are not in voice chat with me right now, because RumDrunk!Tory is really well I can't really say a sight to behold, because well, you really can't see me on the voice chat; but hey I am a damn riot to listen to.

OMG i was just worried about if that was the correct usage of a semicolon... that is so sick and wrong...


Ah well.

I really should give everyone a good link or something to make this post worthwhile.... Hmm I am thinking I am thinking....

okay so here is a little quiz:
You're a LiveJournal Fiend!

You're into LiveJournal, big time... just not as much as your friends.

Still, you've LJ'ed from work - and made posts about what you had for dinner. Sicko!

You may be safe from the clutches of LJ - or maybe you're just are an adept liar!

Oh and tajareyul says I should put up a drunk challenge. I want you all to write me drunken drabbles where at least one of the characters is drunk.

And mickawber I want some threesome Harry/Ginny/Luna Muahahahahaha!!!


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May. 13th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
OK...so cute...and now I've responded to your LJ
May. 13th, 2006 05:09 am (UTC)
Gin is that you????
May. 13th, 2006 05:24 am (UTC)
Shouldn't I, as the just-finished-for-the-summer college student, be the one getting completely smashed? :)
May. 13th, 2006 05:27 am (UTC)
No you should be in voice chat with me and the girls cause it is fun

So finals all over???
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May. 13th, 2006 05:36 am (UTC)
*clinks glasses* Three cheers for Fridays!
May. 13th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)

cheers to you!

Happy Friday!!
May. 13th, 2006 05:48 am (UTC)
Ah, drunkeness, how I miss thee. Bah. Have a drabble.

Ron sighed. Hermione was peering earnestly into a mirror hanging in the twins’ living room. “Do you know,” she told reflection, “I used to have hair just like yours.”

She lurched suddenly. Ron lunged forward to catch her, and she leant against him. “Hello,” she said to him, and giggled.

Harry and Ginny reappeared from wherever they’d buggered off to, and gawped at them in an unhelpful manner.

“My friends! My beautiful friends!” Hermione slurred

“What did you do to her?” Harry said.

“It wasn’t me!”

“She looks very green,” said Ginny.

Ron sighed again. He’d kill Fred for this.
May. 13th, 2006 05:52 am (UTC)
Yay!!!! Drunk drabble!!!

You win at the internet.

Cause you are the first to give me a drabble!!!!!!!!
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May. 13th, 2006 06:27 am (UTC)
I suppose since this was my idea, I should answer this challenge. Okay, here goes:

"Bloody hell." Tonks scowled into her glass. "Empty."
"You're drunk," Remus observed.
"Not drunk enough," she replied, standing up and weaving to the sideboard for the firewhisky. She poured a generous measure in her glass.
Remus blinked at her. "You didn't trip over anything."
"Didn't, did I?" She wobbled to his side and squinted down at him. "Why aren't you drunk?"
"Wolfsbane and firewhisky don't mix."
"You need something...I know." She set down her glass and straddled his lap.
"Nymphadora..." he began.
"Don't call me that. I'll do something drastic."
"Such as?"
For a response, she snogged him.

Needs a title though.
May. 13th, 2006 06:28 am (UTC)
Oh yummy and yay for drastic measures!!


Excellent work there Taj!!!
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May. 13th, 2006 10:05 am (UTC)
you are evil. i have never written harry potter fanfiction in my life. this is the first. BE PROUD.

"Poppy. Poppy!" Minerva swooped her arm about in the general direction of Poppy Pomfrey. "Did choo know, that las' month, Albus gave me these fantASTIC things, whatchums, bonbons? The boozsh flavoured kinds?"
Poppy gazed at Minerva with sleep-glazed eyes. The woman was half dressed, one arm falling out of a tartan nightgown hastily thrown on top of rumpled black robes. Her hair was still perfectly pinned into a magical bun, but her spectacles slumped lopsided on her face. She had arrived, warbling the school song, at Poppy's door around three am.
"They go wonderf'ly with that special tea, the tin you gave me to help me forget? The, the things, that happe-" *THWUMP!*
Minerva's bun unraveled the second she lost conciousness. Poppy yawned, and with a few stern flicks of her wand soon had Minerva tucked tightly into the spare bed kept specially in her quarters for Minerva's visits. Scratching her side, Poppy trudged over to Minerva's side and smoothed down her silver hair. "I miss him as well" she sighed. "See you in the morning. Nox."
May. 13th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
Oh, excellent! I'm sure Tory will agree once the Death Eaters in her head stop casting Crucio.

Not a true drabble (those are 100 words only, no more, no less) but very touching. Both ladies very much in character. I epecially like the way McGonagall's hair stayed neat until she passed out. Nice touch.

For your first effort: A-
(You do know fanfics are like Lay's potato chips, right? You can't stop at just one.)
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May. 13th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
At M'Lady's Request: H/G/L Comment!Smut (R-ish)
A little late--but hopefully late enough that the headache is gone as well. ;-)


Harry stared at the two naked girls in front of him—at four nipples, two like miniature raspberries, two pale and puffy. “Can we really d-do this?”

Ginny grinned, alcohol and lust gilding her cheeks. “Remember what I said, Harry? Anything’s possible…”

“If you’ve got the nerve,” Harry finished, his heart racing.

“What do you think, Luna,” Ginny asked.

“I think… I think that you should take the top. I’ll take the bottom.”

As two mouths found Harry’s flesh, he considered his state. The Boy Who Lived, the Chosen One, Voldemort’s Doom—whatever anyone called him, he was the luckiest boy alive.


And of course, now I've got to wright the rest of the damned fic! XD
May. 13th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
Re: At M'Lady's Request: H/G/L Comment!Smut (R-ish)
Hee hee.

Thanks so much, how nice of you to indulge a drunk girls whims. Sorry if I made you write MORE Flaming Nargle fic, I know that is really taxing on you.

Headache is all gone btw. :D
May. 14th, 2006 01:32 am (UTC)
Ooh, yes, more please. (grin)

They're being uncooperative for me and refusing to do anything drabblish or, on the other hand, to settle down and tell me what Molly did when she found out.
May. 14th, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC)
Oh, they are a cussedly uncooperative bunch from time to time. ;-)

But you know Molly would find a way to loving them anyway--even if it wasn't quite to her liking, nor her expressions of affection to the trio's. Growing up means learning to live with the truth that parents exist to embarrass their children. XD

(And yeah--they rather insisted that the first fifteen hundred words be written post-haste!)
May. 14th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)
My first drabble...
What the hell, since you are my BFF, I will give it a whirl:

They were safe, at least for the moment, protected by Tonk’s Unplottable Charm. It was only for this one night, but they needed the break.

They had one bottle of firewhiskey between three. Hermione had already brewed the Hangover Potion so that they could continue on tomorrow. Only one more Horcrux until they went after Nagani, then her vile master.

Harry, gulping his drink, watched his two best friends under the influence, teeter on the edge of admitting their feelings. He poured another drink, thinking of Ginny and how her hair would glow in the dying embers of the fire.
May. 14th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
Re: My first drabble...
I like this one, too. Is that really your first drabble? You do it so smoothly, and right on the correct word count.
Re: My first drabble... - ladytonks - May. 14th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC) - Expand
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May. 15th, 2006 10:19 am (UTC)
An offer not to be refused...
Oh, I want to drink rum now! I've done a drabble for you...hope you enjoy.

The search of 12 Grimmauld Place had paid off in more ways then originally thought. The discovery of the missing locket and its subsequent destruction was cause for celebration.

Ron filled the last of the wine into his glass. “It’s not bad stuff, but we’ve run out”.

“There’s plenty more in the cellar. Kreacher will get it” replied Harry.

“Filthy mudbloods, no respect for good wine. But Kreacher must do as he is ordered”. He reappeared shortly after with two more bottles. “Ungrateful cretins”.

“Why don’t you go fuck yourself Kreacher?” Harry slurred.

“Oh, Harry, you shouldn’t have said that”.
May. 15th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
Re: An offer not to be refused...
OMG! *dies laughing*

That is EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!

Brilliant, just simply brilliant!

Hee hee hee
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