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Letters

This is totally ripped off from aggiebell90 and hermette who are both fond of the open LJ letter format. Please just take this as a nod that I am also a big fan.


Dear Max:

Thanks soooo much for tossing the $3 a dozen organic eggs out of the shopping cart onto the floor at Wal-Mart. It was so much more fun than when you broke a glass jar of salsa there a couple of weeks ago! I can't wait to see what you come up with next to throw on their concrete floor. /sarcasm

Just so you know sometimes when Mommy doesn't talk to you, it is because she loves you and doesn't want to expand your vocabulary in a bad direction and/or scar you for life.

Love,
Mommy


Dear Fresh Step,

Your cat litter sucks. I have one kitten and your litter makes my living room smell like a pissing contest between two tomcats. How have you managed that feat?? I am going back to the Tidy Cats.

No Thanks,
A Former Consumer


Dear Best Friend,

You can do this. Really. I mean it. You can totally do this. And that other thing, I say we change the motto to “get on the horse again in 2010.” Cause that has so many funny connotations. And you can do that too. Really.

A ton of love,
Me


Dear Husband,

I am seriously stoked that you instructed me not to open the box that came from Amazon. Either you have actually been listening to me when I talk about books I want or you just went ahead and got me a Kindle. Either way, I am seriously impressed.

Much love,
Your wife who got you another video game for Christmas


Dear Grandpa,

You are cold because you are 86 years old and have been diabetic since you were 30. Also you have no body fat and are wearing a short sleeved t-shirt. Put on some more clothes and get another blanket, we don’t have to keep the thermostat set on 76 degrees.

Thanks,

Your granddaughter who lives upstairs where all the heat goes

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ladytory
Dec. 10th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
We have yet to share that glorious experience.

He has only had one stomache virus that lasted 10 days and then once he made himself throw up because he was so mad about something that he cried until he puked. But all of that was at home. I am sure he will hit the car, a restaurant and the store in due time.

I still have vivid memories of my little brother puking all over a table when we were on vacation when I was about 4. And then him puking in the hood of my favorite red windbreaker from about the same time, like it was a barf bag or something, in the car. Good times, good times.
cyclonejuliet
Dec. 11th, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
feel better?
hugs
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